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Everybody Hates Gordon Brown
With the general election looming ever nearer, Gordon Brown is making the rounds doing interview after interview trying to… READ MORE
Britons Drool Over 2,645 Calorie Burger
Four 1/4lb beef patties, 12 onion rings, eight rashers of bacon, eight slices of cheese, two lettuce leaves, six slices of… READ MORE
Ponies Become Latest Victims Of Recession
Throughout these hard times of economic uncertainty, Britons have had to give up a lot of luxuries just to stay afloat. Th… READ MORE
Should've Seen It Coming: Inmates Given Hand Sanitzer To Combat Swine Flu Drink It And Incite Drunken Brawl
If there's one thing prisoners don't care about, it's getting sick. After all, any illness might land them in the nurse's … READ MORE
Nanny State Gets Nannier
With over 4 million cameras spread across the country, England is easily the most surveilled country in the world. Whateve… READ MORE
Briton Sums Up Britain
Here's what Ed West, an English journalist, had to say about his homeland: "Public drunkenness makes almost every … READ MORE
Britain Overrun By Mob Of Three-Year-Olds
Not content with simply letting the adults have all the fun, toddlers (as young as three) have now taken up typical Britis… READ MORE
Hospital Food Bingo
A journalist who has been stuck in the hospital for over 20 weeks with a "bone and flesh-eating bug" is so fed u… READ MORE
A Sickening Behind-The-Scenes Look At A Top British Supermarket
Footage of an ex-Asda employee wreaking havoc on the store has just been uncovered. Asda, a top British supermarket chain,… READ MORE
Britons Rank Their Top 10 Favorite Guilty Pleasures
What do British people do when no one is watching? Exactly what you'd expect them to: burp, watch stupid TV shows, and was… READ MORE
Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Fish: Toy Boats Banned From Ponds
Proving that they are indeed the coldest child rearers in the world, a 9-year-old boy was reduced to tears after he was to… READ MORE
Study Finds Reminiscing Can Improve Health
The next time you run into a Briton who won't stop talking about how great England used to be, blame Exeter University. Re… READ MORE
Britons Urged To Stop Sharing Beds With Partners
Dr. Neil Stanley, British sleep expert is demanding that couples stop sharing a bed because he believes it is detrimental … READ MORE
It's About Time: Spotted Dick Renamed
Spotted Dick, the English delicacy with the most unappetizing name in the history of food, has been renamed Spotted Richar… READ MORE
The Evil Empire Enslaved The Globe Just So This Pilot Can Drink Tea While Doing Aerial Loops
Great news, China and India! All your devastating years of slavery at the hand of the British Empire to satiate their addi… READ MORE
Oh Bloody 'ell: 100 Most Annoying Things According To Britons
A newly-released poll reveals the 100 things Britons find most annoying. Unsurprisingly, the list reaffirms our suspicion … READ MORE
For England, The Future Has Arrived: The Unsinkable Tea Biscuit
Here in the States, we marvel at the possibilities the future holds: flying cars, teleportation gates, faster-than-light t… READ MORE
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