International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

While serving as a juror on a sexual assault case, Alan Edwards went out and did something stupid during his lunch break: he committed a sex crime.

It was during the third day of the trial when Edwards decided to skip lunch in favor of molesting the receptionist at a nearby law firm. Boy, of all the places to commit a crime...

Amazingly, Edwards was found not guilty by a jury. The only punishment he's receiving is having his name registered in a sex offender list.

Sometimes we get hungry when we're watching a cooking show on TV. We wonder if Edwards had a similar reaction while serving on the jury.

Juror On Sex Trial Commits Sex Crime During Lunch Break

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!