Drunk Pony Falls In Swimming Pool
The sheer amount of debauchery in England never ceases to amaze. Just when you thought the limeys couldn't get any drunker, a plastered pony falls into a swimming pool.
Sarah Penhaligon, 28, was awoken early Tuesday morning by the sounds of an animal in distress. Miss Penhaligon said, "When I looked outside I saw this massive animal in the dark and I thought the Beast of Bodmin moor was in the pool." The intruder turned out to be a pony named Fat Boy, not a monster.
This isn't the first we've heard of inebriated equines. Weeks ago, we reported that a pub owner had prohibited a pony (no relation to Fat Boy) from drinking at her establishment despite the fact that he had been a regular for several years. You know your country's in trouble when even your horses are drinking themselves into oblivion in order to forget the evils you have inflicted.
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