Noel Gallagher Shoved Onstage
Noel Gallagher of Oasis was shoved onstage by an angry fan while performing "Morning Glory" recently in Toronto. As highlighted in The Evil Empire, Noel and Liam Gallagher are a couple of unoriginal, hissy-fit throwing prima donnas. Though we take a certain pleasure in watching the brothers hurt themselves, like Liam's infamous night out in Munich, we never meant to incite violence. Friends, there are better, more proactive ways to show your contempt for the band. Angry letters, for example, are an excellent way to demonstrate your disdain. Here are some key points to mention in your letter: give the Beatles back their songs, pay your reparations, and Damon Albarn has always been more talented. Of course, since their literacy is questionable at best, a protest might ring louder. Nothing is more likely to get a rouse out of the snooty siblings than demanding to hear "Girls & Boys" or "Parklife" at their next concert.
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