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Scottish Extortionists Royally Mess Up


Philadelphia, PA

Two Scottish nincompoops proved that the Scots are as unsuccessful at extorting money from the Crown as they are at revolting against the Crown. Ian Strachan and Sean McGuigan were sentenced to five years in prison for attempting to extort $100,000 from an unnamed member of the British royal family whom they claimed to have footage of engaging in a homosexual sex act with a male employee at a party. Scotland Yard’s counterterrorism squad arrested the two Scotsman after one of the royal’s assistants contacted police about the plot. These guys are great! The ICBR fully supports their efforts to subvert the British monarchy.

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