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British School Implements Fingerprinting System In Cafeteria


Philadelphia, PA

A school cafeteria in Essex has begun using a digital fingerprint reader to ensure they are given the meals that their parents dictate. The Deanes School in Benfleet insists that the new system is well worthwhile, despite the fact that it is totally ridiculous. We’re pretty sure they just had some money left over in their budget, and decided to waste it on buying some totally retarded stuff instead of purchases that might help students learn things. Administrators also mentioned they are looking into purchasing retinal scanning equipment to ensure students use the correct bathrooms.

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