Army Fails to Tame Wild Child Prince Harry, Gets Boot From Girlfriend
Philadelphia, PA
Despite his current position as a Cornet in the Blues and Royals regiment of the British Army, Prince Harry seems to have matured little past his
pre-college partying days. Plagued by drug problems since high school, the British public had hoped that his entrance into the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst would do wonders in quelling the boy’s wild ways. Psych!
Harry’s shenanigans, which have included dressing as a Nazi for a costume party a few years ago and shooting two endangered Hen Harriers on a royal
estate earlier this fall, have long been favorite fodder for the tabloids. Finally, Harry’s immaturity has become too much for those around him to bear. A few weeks ago, Prince Harry was dumped by Chelsy Davy, his girlfriend of two years, for spending too much time partying with his friends. Ooops! That sucks Harry. How are you doing?
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