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John Darwin Signs The Insurance Fraud/ Shattered Canoe Blues

12.11.2007

Philadelphia, PA – December 10, 2007

Five years ago Englishman John Darwin was fed up with his life. Buried under a pile of personal debt, John didn’t see anyway out of his miserable
existence except filing for bankruptcy. Actually, John didn’t see anyway out of his miserable existence except for killing himself. In all truth, John didn’t see anyway out of his miserable existence except for faking his own death and letting his wife collect his life insurance, thereby freeing him from his financial burdens. So that’s what he did. John faked his own drowning while paddling his canoe about the North Sea.

The plan would have worked perfectly too if John hadn’t walked into a London police last Saturday and turned himself in, claiming that he’s had amnesia since the year 2000. Too bad no one believes him. His wife is talking to police and is children are so pissed that they want to completely disown both their parents. Looks like John, a former correctional officer, is going to be spending a lot of time in his former office. Also looks like he’s going to be a lot unhappier than he was way back in 2000. Nice job John; probably wishing you were washing around the bottom of the North Sea right now.

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