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Letter To The ICBR: Re: An opinion...

03.28.2007

Dear Mr stephen a. grASSe,

Having just read your delightful proposition on claiming money from a nation on its actions over 300 years ago, I am rather confused. as a direct descendant of those people that invaded america (guilty of many of the most atrocious war crimes to date - [guantanamo bay] and OBESITY) surely you are just as responsible for the actions of your ancestors as I am for mine. your proposition is LUDICROUS and would get laughed at if it ever gained enough signatures for presentation to the Queen.

I have created more cohesive arguments after a particularly gassy meal. Only could an American spend so much time and effort on creating an opinion so inbred in it's nature. I expect your fellow countrymen to sign up however, as your country is hardly known for its citizens' intelligence nowadays.

I would love to hear the progress of your coalition, and if it ever
see fruition.

Yours sincerely,

Liam Jones

P.S. The Black Plague and bad hygiene are hardly inventions, you
fucking idiot!

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