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New Jersey Pension Deficits To Be Solved With British Reparations Check

04.30.2007 - New York Times

Philadelphia, PA – April 30, 2007 - According to the April 4th New York Times, the state of New Jersey is experiencing a fiscal crises over its pension obligation to state workers.

The state has been diverting billions of dollars earmarked for pension funds towards other essential services over the past several years causing a downward financial spiral.

State officials are perplexed as to what to do about the situation. They are even contemplating raising taxes.

However, there is another solution New Jerseyans could pursue to get themselves out of this money jam. A solution that would keep taxes low and ensure that trash collectors keep getting their big fat pension checks and teachers can continue to take 3 months off each summer while getting fully paid for doing nothing!

And that solution is REPARATIONS! If the British would just send the world that big fat reparations check they owe us all, these sorts of crises could be averted. And we could all go back to living blissfully in suburbia.

So to all the residents of the Garden State, log onto our website at to sign the petition and become eligible to receive that $8,350 reparations check. You’ll be doing your part to make New Jersey a better place for everyone!

Look for “The Evil Empire – 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores everywhere on April 23, 2007.

About The International Coalition for British Reparations
The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a think tank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.

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