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Brits Use The Teletubbies As A Pathetic Jedi Mind Trick

04.25.2007 - New York Times

Philadelphia, PA – April 25, 2007 – There is so much going on in the world today for Britain to be ashamed of; the 200th anniversary of their role in slavery, the 50th anniversary of their brutal colonial exploitation of Ghana. - not to mention the fresh headlines reminding us of how the English enslaved their own people in Northern Ireland for so long.

But rather than addressing these weighty issues, the Brits are sending out press releases about the Teletubbies.

Yes, you read that right.

According to the New York Times, Monday, March 26th, the Brits are hoping to start a Teletubbies Invasion. That's right, the country that brought you global warming is now trying to win your heart with retarded little dolls that speak gibberish and have been accused of being gay.

This smacks to us of grabbing at straws, throwing anything at the press to keep them from talking about England’s role in global misery.

Don't buy it! Don't be fooled by Tinky Winky and Dipsy! If you want mass culture, do your patriotic duty and BUY AMERICAN. With your help, Sponge Bob can kick the Teletubbies’ chubby little asses.

Just another example of why England can't be trusted, and why we demand reparations!

Look for “The Evil Empire – 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores everywhere on April 23, 2007.

About The International Coalition for British Reparations
The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a think tank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.

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