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International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

English Care More About Harvest Mice Than People!

04.23.2007 - The Week

Philadelphia, PA – April 23, 2007 – According to the March 9 issue of THE WEEK, British officials have started a massive countrywide drive to find homes for their beloved Harvest Mice by collecting over 36,000 tennis balls which they will put holes in so the mice can live in.


What about finding homes for all the little children in Africa? You know, that continent you plundered and exploited in the name of your imperialistic booty call?

Or what about all the little Asian children who are still suffering from the echoes of the Opium War? Their great-great grandpa was a dope fiend, and little Junior is still paying for it.

Stop worrying about friggin' Harvest Mice and start doing the right thing by paying the $51 trillion in reparations you owe the world. The time is now! We want our $8,350.

Look for “The Evil Empire – 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores everywhere on April 23, 2007.

About The International Coalition for British Reparations
The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a think tank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.

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