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International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

Cut The Cheese, Britain – We Want Our Money!

04.11.2007 - New York Times

Philadelphia, PA – April 11, 2007 – Is this some kind of sick joke? The world demands Britain pay $51 trillion dollars in reparations for 500 years of global misdeeds and they respond by launching an internet site about cheese watching.

We kid you not.

According to the March 29th New York Times, CHEDDARVISION.TV was launched in the UK so that people can watch a 44-pound round of cheddar cheese mature live 24 hours a day. We shit you not!

This is just the kind of typical British arrogance that led us to demand reparations in the first place.

We say, "The world demands an apology for all the bad stuff your empire did."


Well, your amusing distractions won't work on us England; we still want the money! So pay up!

Find out all the truths about the British in “The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores and online April 23rd, 2007. Visit for a sneak preview, press and enhanced features.

Visit our newly launched website and learn the truths for yourself:

About The International Coalition for British Reparations
The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a think tank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.

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