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International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

A Brit Invites A US Thinktank To "Go Fuck Themselves"

04.04.2007 - The Devil's Kitchen

Yes, that's right: for some unknown reason, a fucking numpty bunch of retard fuckheads called "Evil Empire Press" have decided to start spamming me with their fucking shite campaign. The latest one reads as follows:

Philadelphia, PA – April 4, 2007 –American's...

Really? Not just "Americans"? In the name of all that's fucking unholy, learn how to use an apostrophe.

...are coming together to support the International Coalition for British Reparations by wearing the symbol of oppression -THE BRITISH REPARATIONS BRACLET!

Please see the attached document for all of the information.

No thanks.

If this doesn't motivate you to sign on to make a difference in our workaday world, then you clearly have no soul. Visit us at to sign the petition and learn more about this worthy cause.

I'm sorry, you bunch of Philadelphia fucks, how is this a worthy and, more importantly, justified cause? Are you going to start paying reparations to slaves now?

Find out all the truths about the British in "The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World," in bookstores and online April 23rd, 2007. Visit for a sneak preview, press and enhanced features.

Find out "the truth"? According to whom, precisely?
About The International Coalition for British Reparations

The International Coalition for British Reparations (ICBR) is a thinktank of British foreign policy headquartered in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the city where America's split with Britain began in 1776. Founded on July 4, 2006, we have members all over the world.

Yeah, mainly in Broadmoor.

The aim of is pretty clearly stated on the strapline to their website:

"People of the world, it's time to get paid!"

Perhaps you'd like to sign their petition which states the following:

We, the undersigned citizens of the world, demand reparations payments of £31,960,000,000,000 from the British Monarchy and government of the United Kingdom. This money will compensate us for the profound injuries we have suffered over the last 500 years from British brutality, negligence, malevolence, crimes against humanity, and other heinous and atrocious forms of misrule. It is far from enough to make us whole, but a necessary first step in the long process of British coming to terms with its historical guilty and reconciling itself with global opinion and international law.

Erm, here's what to do with your petition: stick it up your US arseholes. And, to paraphrase a film, I'm just a Brit standing in front of a massive, military nation with more than its own fair share of fucking things up, asking them to go fuck themselves.

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