Wake Up And Smell The Urine
Police in Derbyshire made a piss-poor effort of searching a man's home after forgetting to confiscate hundreds of containers of the man's urine (which he had stored in his home) and leaving them out on the street for the neighbors to smell. Blaming a "communications breakdown" for the gaffe, the police were quick to apologize for subjecting neighbors to the abominable odor of the bottles.
We're not British, so we are not aware of all your customs, but we're curious: Is keeping a collection of your own urine in your house a common practice over in England? Are urine storage closets big selling points for houses over there? Here, we take full advantage of the wonders of indoor plumbing and flush our urine down the toilet. You all should try it sometime. It's amazing how quickly your spirit rises when your house doesn't smell like the world's busiest truck stop.
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