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Footage of an ex-Asda employee wreaking havoc on the store has just been uncovered. Asda, a top British supermarket chain, has passed on the video to the police. The video shows Adeel Ayub playing with fire extinguishers, setting off fire alarms, slashing furniture with a knife, urinating in a trash can, and stomping and licking raw chicken.

Since no customers complained about any funny-tasting chicken, we can only assume that soiled chicken is indiscernible from regular chicken when used in British cuisine.

Below is the video. It contains graphic footage of Adeel Ayub urinating, so it may not be suitable for work and younger children.

A Sickening Behind-The-Scenes Look At A Top British Supermarket

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